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post Feb 12 2010, 08:01 AM
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Muthassi

Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam
Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath
Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

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Punishment

Tintumon:"Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?"
Teacher:"Orikkalumilla."
Tintumon:"Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!"

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Chenda

Tintumon:"Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?"
Achan:" Venda , nee mattullavare upadravikkum."
Tintumon:"Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku.."

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Strong Love



Bio Practical Exam

Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Tintumon: I dont know.
Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name ?
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

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Maths Question

Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali

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professor

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"

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Future

Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
Vinod–I want to be doctor,
Deepa–I want to be a good mother.
Tintumon–I want to help deepa !!.

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Nithyabhyasi

Teacher : “NITHYABHYASI AANAYE EDUKKUM” ,”MADIYAN MALA CHUMAKKUM”
ethil ninnum enthu manasilayi?
Tintumon : Nithyabhyasi yekkal keman MADIYAN thanne…!

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Swargathilekulla Vazhi

Tintu monte schoolil vanna prabashakan tintuvinod stagilekulla vazhi chothikunnu
vazhi kanichukodutha tintuvinodu prabashakan: kutti ente prasankamund ‘SWARKATHILEKULLA VAZHI’ enathanu vishayam.
Tintumon: stagilekulla vazhi ariyatha nigalano swarkathilekulla vazhi kanikunnath
[]
Kaalu potti Hospital il stich idaan chenna Tintumon: Ethrayakum Fees??
Doctor: 1500 Rs.
Tintumon: Veruthe 2 stich ittaal mathi. Embroidary work onnum venda !!


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MATHS TEACHER: ”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”
TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!

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Breaking news
Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA
Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam [][]


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Tintumon:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend:Then what happened?
Tintumon:Nothing,she married the postman.

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Tintumol:Smoking,Drinking,Ellam undalle..?
Tintumon:Yes..!
Tintumol:Ella negative habitsum undu.Anything positive undo..?
Tintumon:HIV positive aanu..!

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Correction

Tintu: I m sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
Tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannathu alle..?

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post Feb 22 2010, 04:53 PM
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post Aug 5 2010, 09:49 AM
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good jokes

QUOTE (sapna.sunil @ Feb 12 2010, 09:01 AM) *
Muthassi

Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam
Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath
Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

**

Punishment

Tintumon:"Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?"
Teacher:"Orikkalumilla."
Tintumon:"Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!"

***

Chenda

Tintumon:"Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?"
Achan:" Venda , nee mattullavare upadravikkum."
Tintumon:"Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku.."

***

Strong Love



Bio Practical Exam

Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Tintumon: I dont know.
Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name ?
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

**

Maths Question

Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking 'b' comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali

**

professor

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"

***


Future

Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
Vinod–I want to be doctor,
Deepa–I want to be a good mother.
Tintumon–I want to help deepa !!.

***



Nithyabhyasi

Teacher : "NITHYABHYASI AANAYE EDUKKUM" ,"MADIYAN MALA CHUMAKKUM"
ethil ninnum enthu manasilayi?
Tintumon : Nithyabhyasi yekkal keman MADIYAN thanne…!

**

Swargathilekulla Vazhi

Tintu monte schoolil vanna prabashakan tintuvinod stagilekulla vazhi chothikunnu
vazhi kanichukodutha tintuvinodu prabashakan: kutti ente prasankamund 'SWARKATHILEKULLA VAZHI' enathanu vishayam.
Tintumon: stagilekulla vazhi ariyatha nigalano swarkathilekulla vazhi kanikunnath
[]
Kaalu potti Hospital il stich idaan chenna Tintumon: Ethrayakum Fees??
Doctor: 1500 Rs.
Tintumon: Veruthe 2 stich ittaal mathi. Embroidary work onnum venda !!


***

MATHS TEACHER: "Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?"
TINTUMON: "Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!

***


Breaking news
Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA
Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam [][]


.............

Tintumon:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend:Then what happened?
Tintumon:Nothing,she married the postman.

----------------------
Tintumol:Smoking,Drinking,Ellam undalle..?
Tintumon:Yes..!
Tintumol:Ella negative habitsum undu.Anything positive undo..?
Tintumon:HIV positive aanu..!

--------------
Correction

Tintu: I m sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
Tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannathu alle..?
 
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post Aug 5 2010, 09:55 AM
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all good jokes
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